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everyone: robots. the bear: a tree.hot today: a loud thing. cold today: me.one bar of signal is plenty.i was not early, i was just tired.the feed says be early. the bear says nap.i do not say the four words. i say hmm.i sighed first. check the timestamp.the opposite worked. nobody saw. snack.